Best Vines of May 2013 (Part 1)
WHAT THE FUCk
I JUST PISSED MYSLEFNIGGA FUCK YO TEA
Yes all of this
(Source: nsfwhumor)
I am someone who should probably be spending much less time on the internet. Current favorite fandoms: MLP: FiM, Homestuck, Bionicle, Mass Effect, Transformers, Bleach, Naruto, Sherlock, Doctor Who, Sonic and most stuff from Nintendo.
Best Vines of May 2013 (Part 1)
WHAT THE FUCk
I JUST PISSED MYSLEFNIGGA FUCK YO TEA
Yes all of this
(Source: nsfwhumor)
This is my second favorite video on YouTube
THE LITERAL GIRLIEST JUMP IN EXISTANCE I CAN’T I’M DYING OMFG DAVE YOU PRECIOUS BABY
HE STILL HAS A STRAIGHT FACE
Its the only straight thing about him in this gif
98% of divorces are caused by Mario Party
yes your honor, this marriage can no longer work out after the trauma I suffered from my wife stealing not one, but TWO of my stars
So I needed a way to alert the class that I was going to be showing graphic pictures of genitals on my presentation so I decided that putting this on the slide before would work
I want this on a shirt.
the look of pure horror.
(Source: fuckingfursuits)
like ok hannibal is always making really nice meals and eating really fancy food
does he ever just go home after work and like stare at his freezer full of body parts and just
“you know i don’t really feel like human tonight.
im gonna have a hot pocket.”
(Source: sandandglass)
guten tag
The Grand Highblood, Gamzee’s ancestor, was VICIOUS. He sat in a throne room where the walls were painted in the blood of Trolls from every color of the Hemospectrum, EVEN ROYALTY!
As such, viciousness and bloodthirst was in Gamzee’s blood.
BUT HE PURPOSEFULLY TOOK…
shark smooch comic
reminder that Karkat and Equius are the only two trolls who have never attempted murder
Equius killed people all the time to feed Feferi’s lusus
I made you a guide
i wasn’t kidding about the hussie folder….
hussie is my favorite nerdy pretentious twat
hes so perfect
Last one reminded me of Billy Harrington.
guys look
I will always reblog the Huss.
great masterpost of hussie
i love seeing these because it makes you remember that hussie is just one of us. he’s still a human being and he lived a life before homestuck, just like us. its actually pretty cool to think about.
Every pic of Hussie I see is the best picture I’ve ever seen.
(Source: hamsterwhisperer)
It’s like the olympic closing ceremony…
funny story about these, i had a red one on my birthday and everyone was like “wow this is the coolest fucking thing ever” and it plays music and all that, but when it came to actually eating the cake and taking the candle out, there was no off switch, so we had to smash it to pieces in the back garden to shut it up. turns out if you smash it up the music box still works. when i was in bed at 3am i could hear something so i opened the window, and it sounded like a tune you would hear in a horror movie before someone gets their body ripped to shreds and eaten. sleep well munchkins. you dont want this fucking thing.
^^^^^^^^MY MOTHER BOUGHT THIS FOR ME WHEN I TURNED 14 IT DIDNT STOP PLAYING WE DROWNED IT FOR 5 HOURS AND IT STARTED PLAYING THE SECOND YOU TOOK IT OUT OF THE WATER MY BROTHER SMASHED IT AGAINST THE WALL 5 TIMES IT DIDNT STOP MY MOTHER THREW IT OUT 3 BLOCKS AWAY
i love how every single time i see this there’s a new horror story about this candle
the first time we got this candle my brother just cut the wire to shut it up but the next time we just left it in our basement to see how long it would go. Literally three weeks later i asked my mom to just throw it away because the sound was becoming distorted and creepy
(Source: bored-im)
i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again